True Story, I Was There.

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via ruinedchildhood)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via ruinedchildhood)

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ruinedchildhood)

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

(via ruinedchildhood)